If you are looking to be a care giver to a moody, cantankerous female cat with the character of Catherine Tate's nan, then Alfie is the one for you!!

Be late with her meal, she will be out the cat flap and yelling to know the reason why! Don't touch her when she's eating or she will give you a mouthful too. She requires her dirtbox to be within touching distance of her bed or else she'll use the bed instead. If the dirtbox is in the correct position for her liking, she will then proceed to sit on the edge and complain about the puddle forming on the floor. While you are cleaning this up or tidying her room she will shout instructions if she feels you aren't doing the job properly.

She expects 4 meals a day, a regular supply of dreamies and a lickelix at bedtime. Failure to provide will be at your own peril!

If this sounds like the furbaby of your dreams then you are in luck. Alfie is looking for a new carer as her present one is not up to her standards .

This girl is elderly and would prefer to be on her own. But has an amazing character

Currently in Benfleet